Why I Enjoy ESL Children

Me: E, I'm very bothered.
E: Me too, Caitlin.
Me: Do you know what "bothered" means?
E: No.
Me: Then why did you say yes?
E:Because I think it should mean tired...
and I am very tired.

Df: Have you ever made sex with anybody?

E: Is that a Turkish book you are reading or English?
Me: English, silly.
E: Yes, of course it is...because Turkish you not understand anything.